T.G.I.Fla.

A week of Florida headlines:

MONDAY, MAY 2

Wearing Only a Smile, Nudists Seek out the Young and the Naked
Loxahatchee Groves, Fla.

TUESDAY, MAY 3

Nothing to see here. Move along. (Why oh why did I promise a week's worth of headlines?). I'll make it up to you later, promise.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 4

Cops: Fighting woman hid knives and drugs in her private parts and fatty skin folds
Fort Myers, FL

THURSDAY, MAY 5

Here we take a break from the kookiness to remember that Florida has its share of wonderful stories, too:

Toddler ready to go after having seven transplanted organs at Jackson Memorial.
Miami, FL

FRIDAY, MAY 6

From the sublime back to the ridiculous

Bicycling Flower Thieves Hit Orlando Florida
Orlando, FL


BONUS ROUND: the best of April

Police arrest man accused of urinating on cough drops at Walgreens
Sanford, FL

BONUS ROUND: the best of All Time

This apparently happened in March, but I just heard about it today.