Wednesday, December 1, 2010

This week's signs of the Apocalypse

Floridians behaving strangely. That could be a daily section in every Florida newspaper. For example, take this trio of fun headlines from the Palm Beach Post.

Loxahatchee Groves to decide what to do about overpopulated nudist camp

West Palm Beach woman charged with stabbing boyfriend repeatedly with fondue fork

12-year-old boy and father charged with beating elderly man at Delray Beach Target

[[[UPDATE - Dec. 2, 2010]]]]

Sigh.

Suspect lies about carjacking because he can't find his car, Boynton police say

Classroom Beating: Florida Student Gets Pummeled While Teacher Sits Back

That last headline is via Drudge, as is this one, which is too gross for me to copy here.

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